Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Presidential Address

The President was busy this week with stuff overseas; however he did leave a quick bio for inquiring minds…. Enjoy

Kyle Robert Settle was born January 28 as an early eighties baby at 6:27am out of the great city of New Haven. Kyle scoffs at the notion he is not a New Haven citizen despite petitions of “proof”. Kyle does not enjoy long walks in the park or white sandy beaches or spicy food; he doesn’t even like long walks period. Actually, Kyle might even be allergic to sand. Anyway Kyle is good friends with former US Presidents Clinton & Bush and is text buddies with current president Obama.

Kyle has started his kickball journey in the spring of 2009 with the team known as Balls Deep. As an overachiever, Kyle was promoted to co-captain mid-way through the season and kept that title throughout the spring/summer season and the follow up fall season. With the 2010 kickball season approaching, Kyle was elected by the board of directors as President. Kyle is good friends with WAKA rep Jose and their constant communication has brought this great season upon us all. In addition to President, Kyle is also the Captain and Pitcher for the Maroon wearing Inglorious Ballstards.

Kyle enjoys meeting new people, having fun, playing flip cup, making people smile, and is an all around nice guy. If you happen to see Mr. President, don’t be afraid to shake his hand and buy him a beer; After all… he is here for YOU!!!

Your President,
Kyle R. Settle
ksettle28@yahoo.com