A Tip for this weekend!
Get out of the house this weekend. Enjoy the sun, kickoff the summer right, and heal those kickball wounds you’ve endured this season.
Rules of the week:
Get out of the house this weekend. Enjoy the sun, kickoff the summer right, and heal those kickball wounds you’ve endured this season.
Rules of the week:
Kicking:
9.01 All kicks must be made by foot or leg, below the knee. Any ball touched by the foot or leg below the knee is a kick.
9.02 All kicks must occur:
a. at or behind home plate. The kicker may step on home plate to kick, however no part of the planted foot may be in front of or cross the front edge of the home plate.
b. within the kicking box. The kicker must have at least a portion of the plant foot within the kicking box. The kicker must have at least a portion of the plant foot within the kicking box during the kick. The kicker may line up outside of the kicking box.
9.03 Bunting is allowed.
Announcements:
Playoff Scenario
If the playoffs started today, here are the playoff standings;
1.(w)1st United Ct Kickers 7-0 1.000
2.(e)Inglorious Ballstards 3-3-1 .500
3. Balls Deep 6-1 .857
4. Free Ballers 5-2 .714
5. Blue Mooners 4-3 .571
6. Balls of fury 3-4 .429
7. Wrecking balls 3-4 .429
8. Balls to the wall 3-4 .429
9. Schweddy Balls 2-4-1 .357
10. Uniballs 3-4 .321 *1-pf
11. The closers 1-6 .143
12. Kickelback 1-6 .143
* = Paper Forfeit
Standings are decided by the following determining factors;
~Winning Percentage
~Winner of head to head game
~Overall Wins
~Runs Allowed
Win percentage is determined by the following equation;
[W + (T/2) – (F*.75)] / GP=Winning Percentage
w=wins, t= ties, f=total forfeits, gp= games played
i.e
4 Wins, 2 Ties, 1 Loss, 1 Game Forfeit, 1 Paper Forfeit = 4 + (2 / 2) – (2 * 0.75) / 8 = .438 Win Percentage
Weather Report:
Announcements:
Playoff Scenario
If the playoffs started today, here are the playoff standings;
1.(w)1st United Ct Kickers 7-0 1.000
2.(e)Inglorious Ballstards 3-3-1 .500
3. Balls Deep 6-1 .857
4. Free Ballers 5-2 .714
5. Blue Mooners 4-3 .571
6. Balls of fury 3-4 .429
7. Wrecking balls 3-4 .429
8. Balls to the wall 3-4 .429
9. Schweddy Balls 2-4-1 .357
10. Uniballs 3-4 .321 *1-pf
11. The closers 1-6 .143
12. Kickelback 1-6 .143
* = Paper Forfeit
Standings are decided by the following determining factors;
~Winning Percentage
~Winner of head to head game
~Overall Wins
~Runs Allowed
Win percentage is determined by the following equation;
[W + (T/2) – (F*.75)] / GP=Winning Percentage
w=wins, t= ties, f=total forfeits, gp= games played
i.e
4 Wins, 2 Ties, 1 Loss, 1 Game Forfeit, 1 Paper Forfeit = 4 + (2 / 2) – (2 * 0.75) / 8 = .438 Win Percentage
Weather Report:
Memorial Weekend Weather
Fri: Partly Cloudy, 71High - 56Low, 20% chance of rain
Sat: Isolated T-Storms, 77High - 58Low, 30% chance of rain
Sun: Mostly Sunny, 83High - 64Low, 10% chance of rain
Mon: Mostly Sunny, 79High - 63Low, 10%chance of rain
Source:Weather Channel.com
Anonymous quotes:
“I know you from fuck, but I don't know your name”
“You have a smaller vagina than me, and I haven't been laid in 5 months”
Female says to Male; “Hey, U wanna do a red headed slut?” “Who am I to say no to that…” “No, I just want his pants”
“My boyfriend has testicular cancer; I can’t believe you play on a team called UniBalls”
Male utters the phrase slowly, “I, want, Balls, Deep, sooooo badddd”
Fan Mail:
Send all fan mail, beef, flair ups, and your herpes confessions to;
Ctivy.gmot@gmail.com
Final Thoughts:
While Memorial Day is great time to have off from work and enjoy family and friends; possibly even travel to get away from the daily grind of your hometown, let us not forget the real reason of this holiday.
Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who have died while in the military service.
