below are standard opinions and should not be confused with actual standings
the President’s top 5 teams thru Week 5
1. (1) 1stUnitedCtKickers (5-0)
Another week, another day at the office; maybe the pink pirates can be lulled to sleep by the lack of competition in the coming weeks.
2. (2) Balls Deep (4-1)
Balls Deep stays at #2 purely based on the eye test. They are running neck and neck with their rivals the Free’ers and it is sure to be a clash of the titans May 23rd.
3. (3) Free Ballers (4-1)
Pulled off an impressive huge win last week capitalizing on mistakes by the Mooners. Hopefully they aren’t looking ahead to week 7 against the #2 Balls Deep team.
4. (4) Balls of Fury (3-2)
BOF stays consistent and takes care of lesser competition. This week though, they have their cahonas checked.
5. (NR) Wrecking Balls (3-2)
The green wreckers return to the poll after a two game skid. Celebrate now because chances of an upset this coming week are slim to none.
~ (last week rankings in italic parenthesizes)
