Last days ahead. Only two more chances to talk to that Hot girl or Hot Guy.
Super Sunday this Weekend, and I am sad to see the Final day come.... But Here are a few things to Leave you with; Superlatives...& A KickballersTop 10....
Next week, we will have 1 more issue before it's closing time for the off-season (July)
So save those tears,
CT Ivy Spring 2010
Superlatives:
Biggest Sh*t Talker: Russell Morris (1uck)
Best Cheerleader: Jillian Kellogg (Blue Mooners)
Best Dancer: Dana Hurst (KickelBack)
Best new Couple: Patrick Skuret and Megan Kinsman (Ballstards & Mooners)
Best Couple: Jose Canarte and Melonie Torres (FreeBallers)
Best Kickball Couple Team-Duo: Bill and Kim Ryan (Blue Mooners)
Cutest Puppy Owner: Jeromy Reynolds (Wrecking Balls)
Best Griller: Zak Naldrett (1uck)
Most Intimidating: TIE: James Guerin & Hannah LaPlante (1uck) (Mooners)
Best Jello Shots: TIE: Jason Kline and Kim Ryan (Balls Deep)(Mooners)
#1 Drinkers: …. You know who you are … lol
Team Most likely not to play flip-cup: Schweddy Balls, Closers
Best Referee: Jose Canarte (FreeBallers)
Best Random Texts: Tom Choma (Wrecking Balls)
Most Likely to be apart of a facebook fight: Russell Morris & Kyle Settle (1uck)(Ballstards)
Coolest Hat: Kharim Jones (Balls Deep)(Cinco de Mayo Sunday)
Wanna-be Kickballer: Luis Morales(----)
Most likely to touch a person while they are trying to kick: Brandon Smith(Balls Deep)
Most likely to wear sunglasses, even at night: TIE : Rich LeBlanc (Ballstards) and Matthew Griswold (Wrecking Balls)
Best kickball party: Mid-Season Party & End of Season Party
Most likely to run a billion miles before kickball: Chris Orszulak (Mooners)
Most Likely to ride bike to field & game: Lindsey Voskowsky (Kickelback)
Most likely to piss someone off and make up for it with a shot: Brian Shabbott (Balls to the Wall)
Team to most likely to close down the bar; (Must have at least 4 or more members) Wrecking Balls, Inglorious Ballstards
Team most fun to play against: Kickelback
Team Most likely to tailgate before game: Balls of Fury
Sweetest person with mean kickball skills: Caitlin Fitzgibbons (1uck)
Most Likely to Cheat: Dan and BALLS DEEP!!!!!
Most Hated: 1st United Ct Kickers
Top 10 things a kickballer should check for on Monday morning
Courtesy of waka DC Atlantic
10. Your shower: For Peanuts,M&M's,Gummi Bears, etc. Seriously, why were those things in my shower?! (U better not eat them)
9. The clock: Have you slept through your 9 a.m. work meeting again?!
8. Pockets and Purse: Let’s play the “Where The F*ck is my Wallet, Phone, and Keys” game! (aka wtf-wpk)
7. Your facebook page: Let the un-tagging begin
6. The couch: See which drunk teammate followed you home to pass out. Also a good place to check if you are losing "wtf-wpk".
5. The kitchen: Kickballers have been known to eat strange things upon returning home. Strangely, peanut butter + X tops the charts.
4. The oven: Kickballers eat strange things which sometimes require heating. Only you can prevent apartment fires!
3. Your bed: See if there is someone new or unexpected there.
2. Your body: For any mysterious bruises or injuries you may have incurred.
1. Phone: If you are fortunate enough to win "wtf-wpk", and it still works, this is your own personal black out Diary... although maybe some things are better left forgotten.
